Archive for the ‘Compass and Straightedge Constructions’ Category

Love

February 16, 2012

So, oxytocin isn’t the universal love hormone everyone (let’s be honest, mostly hippies) expected it to be. It turns out that in some cases it can amplify envy, schadenfreude, even xenophobia.

Of course this comes as no surprise to anyone who’s ever heard a sentence starting with “Speaking as a mother…”

CERN

September 23, 2011

‘Look, I don’t care whose fault it was. You launched the neutrino that broke the speed of light, so you’re gonna mend it too!’

Kharms

June 27, 2011

’The world began to exist when I let it in. It may be that it is still a mess, but it still exists! However, I began to get the world straight. Thus, art turned up. Only then did I recognise the real difference between the sun and a comb but learned at the same time that it is one and the same.’

Office

June 9, 2011

‘Are those headphones noise-cancelling?’
‘No, I’m just listening to Swedish death metal.’

Disappointment

May 14, 2011

I opened a tin of sardines the other day and it was quite roomy.

Wheel

February 21, 2011

‘Well, this inflatable rubber tube of yours is really interesting, Mr. Dunlop, but I can’t help feeling that you’re reinventing the wheel here.’

Homeopathy

February 7, 2011

Can I pay for homeopathic drugs with a glass of water I had soaked money in?

Information

January 14, 2011

One of the main appeals of StackOverflow is that you can build up for prospective employers a living profile of your knowledge, which can replace the currently used extremely tedious method: shamelessly lying about it in your CV.

The only tiny flaw is that the first thing a prospective employer will learn about you is that you’re spending far too much time on the internet.

Sponsored

November 4, 2010

‘The History of the Luddite Movement’ is now available in e-book format!

Proactive

September 29, 2010

Why is it that you’re only told to be more proactive after something’s gone wrong?