Archive for March, 2013

Priorities

March 12, 2013

Have you killed a man? Pray for forgiveness and thou shalt be forgiven.
Have you molested a child? Pray for forgiveness and thou shalt be forgiven.
Have you embezzled money? Pray for forgiveness and thou shalt be forgiven.
Have you fastidiously broken every single commandment and laughed all the way through? Pray for forgiveness and thou shalt be forgiven.

But send one tweet, just a single tweet from the Papal conclave and thou shalt be damned forever.

Amen.