Rapture

Although this whole Rapture thing seems to be very big in America, I don’t think it’s going to catch on in England anytime soon.

First of all, all those people flying around at the same time. There’s bound to be some sort of health and safety implication. At the very least, you’d expect yellow “Slippery When Wet” cones to be put on clouds.

Even worse though, when people are snatched up, they’re supposed to leave all their clothes behind. Now that’s definitely not the English way to go anywhere, let alone Heaven.

But the biggest flaw of popular modern Rapture descriptions is the implied principle behind it. Because living Christians are caught up first, while all those Christians who had died a long time ago have to wait till Armageddon to be judged.

And that’s practically queue-barging.

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